I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Randomize
