New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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