I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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