oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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