No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
ttyl tear gas
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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