omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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