I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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