last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
dude. I can hear the air.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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