my vag is so smooth its legendary
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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