just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I believe in your delicious
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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