I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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