what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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