South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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