8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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