great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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