come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
