Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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