I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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