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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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