i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
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