Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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