Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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