i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
birth control should be required to get into college
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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