why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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