Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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