We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Randomize
