i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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