I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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