So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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