wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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