Christians are straight up FREAKS
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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