Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
