My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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