Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I will be naked everywhere
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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