normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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