can u get pink eye on your cock?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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