That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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