I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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