New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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