Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
