There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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