My friends, they love my intelligence
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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