I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
