Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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