I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
operation have a gay friend backfired
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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