you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
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