I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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