I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
In other news, I just burned my penis
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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