We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Randomize
