Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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